snowychesters:

do you ever reread something you wrote a long time ago and just

(Source: ladygrantaire-archive)

lavicomtesse:

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

theblackship:

asexuals:

i knew you were trouble when you walked in

(Source: asexuals)

scuzzmutt:

[SMASHES INTO YOUR BEDROOM]
[SHOVES YOU INTO BED]
[AGGRESSIVELY TUCKS YOU IN]
[THROWS STUFFED ANIMALS AT YOU]
[SCREAMS A BEDTIME STORY AT YOU]
[KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD]
[BACKFLIPS OFF YOUR MATTRESS]
[RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM]
[SLAMS THE DOOR]

burgrs:

did somebody say ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mozzarella sticks